Super Macho Mortar Academy

The Super Macho Mortar Academy is a fine establishment located in the exterior Antartican Peninsula dedicated to bringing the best out of each and every one of our students. Students who enroll to our program will experience only the best and most hard core academic experience available to date.

Our Beloved Campus

Some of our extracurricular activities include but are not limited to:

·         Whale racing

·         Firearm Specialization

·         Rhino Breeding

Our Strict 9 week program will assure our cadets achieve the proper prerequisites in order to serve in multiple growing job fields which may include:

·         Tactical Ordure Analyst

·         CQC Expert

·         Detonation Diffusion Specialist

·         First Class Janitor

·         Semi Operational Fart Bubble

·         Breach Technician

·         Batrachomyomachy Expert

·         Divorce Lawyer

·         Strategic Crossbreeding Virtuoso

·         Unremacadamized Road Mechanic

·         Trinitro­phenyl­methyl­nitramine disposal agent

·         Panty raider

·         Stunt gun tester

·         Port-O-Potty Maintenance Expert

COME BACK WHEN YOU ARE READY